'WinCarp 1.0 - By MAN & .PeM.'
{T: Jan The Weatherman}
{I: Michael Knott}
{A: Rocket And A Bomb}

{S: Intro (3x)}
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Jan, Jan the weatherman
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Lives 'cross the hall in an old beer can
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Comes over now and then with a stick and a pan
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He wants to join the band


Jan, Jan he's the weatherman
Looks like a product of the Manson gang
I asked him about his past one day
Nearly lost my life that way

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Will it rain? Will it shine?
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Will it rain? Will it shine?

{S: Bridge}
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Once a month a big fat man walks out of Jan's door
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Comes back 20 minutes later with 100 sandwiches or more
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I said, "Hey, Jan, what's this all about?"
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Jan just said, "Shh. I don't wanna get kicked out."

Jan, Jan he's the weatherman
He's got a kid sister who could use a tan
She talks so low and scary it's hard to understand
What's the weather gonna be like tomorrow, Jan?

Will it rain? Will it shine?
Will it rain? Will it shine?