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{T: John Barrymore, Jr.}
{I: Michael Knott}
{A: Rocket And A Bomb}

{S: Intro (2x)}
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C     F          C
John Barrymore, Jr.
   G         C
A weird guy
         F          C
Sixteen cats and a dog
          G          C
Drinkin' beer from a bowl
      F          C
John Barrymore, Jr.
   G         C
A weird guy
         F                   C
Wearin' golf shoes down the hall
           G             C            F
With the spikes still inside

{S: Chorus}
                            C
We're ready for our acting lesson
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You taught McQueen
               C        F
You taught McQueen
                              C
Over your knee now to get a spanking
            Am
Like Jimmy Dean
                  G
Your sweet Jimmy Dean

C
John Barrymore, Jr.
A weird guy
Sixteen cats and a dog
Drinkin' beer from a bowl

{S: Chorus}
We're ready for our acting lesson
You taught McQueen
You taught McQueen
Over your knee now to get a spanking
Like Jimmy Dean
Your sweet Jimmy Dean 

{S: Exit (4x)}
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