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{T: Popsicle Stick}
{I: Aunt Bettys}
{A: Ford Supersonic}
'Transcription by Brent Rosso
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G                                 D
  It's such a drag, it's such a drag
Em                                  C
  sippin' your talent from a paper bag
G          A#               D
  losin' friends you never had

G                                      D
  and what a life, what a life it's become
Em                                     C
  choosin' between Jesus and a pellet gun
G        A#               D
  never wanted to hurt no one

C      G              D                   G
 "hey daddy, can you read this popsicle stick?
C                G          D                 G
  mama likes to buy me the kind with jokes on it."
C             G       D          Em
  how does a farmer transport a cow?
      C   D    G
in a moo-ving van

{S: Interlude:}
D   C   D   G   D   C   D   G
 
                              D
it's not a drag, it's not a drag
Em                                          C
   squeezin' your pennies from a dried out rag
G                A#                  D
   findin' true love like you never had

G                                       D
   and what a find, what a find it's become
Em                                    C
   learnin' about Jesus from a little one
                  G    A#              D
yeah, and she's shinin' just like the sun

she says...

C      G              D                   G
 "hey daddy, can you read this popsicle stick?
C                G          D                 G
  mama likes to buy me the kind with jokes on it."
C             G       D          Em
  how does a farmer transport a cow?
      C   D    G
in a moo-ving van

                               D   C     G
(it's not a drag, it's not a drag, Ooooo Oooo)
                               D   C     G
(it's not a drag, it's not a drag, Ooooo Oooo)
                               D   C     Em
(it's not a drag, it's not a drag, Ooooo Oooo)

C             G       D          Em
  how does a farmer transport a cow?
      C   D    G
in a moo-ving van