'WinCarp 1.0 - By MAN & .PeM.' '----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------------# 'This file is the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the# 'song. Please use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # '-----------------------------------------------------------------------------# {T: Double} {I: Michael Knott} {A: Grace Shaker} 'For more songs visit www.knottchords.net 'This song is played by picking F and C chords using the basic patterns below. 'Mike will usually add variations on the end of the 3rd or 4th trio 'with his pinky finger. (For instance, picking a 'G' note (3rd fret, high E-string) 'instead of an 'E' (open high E-string){see Basic "F" picking pattern below}.) {S: Basic "F" Picking Pattern:} -----------------3-----0---------- -----1-----1-----------------1---- ---2-----2-----2-----2-----2---2-- -3-----3-----3-----3-----3-------- ---------------------------------- ---------------------------------- {S: Basic "C" Picking Pattern:} ---------------------------------- -----1-----1-----3-----3-----1---- ---0-----0-----0-----0-----0---0-- ---------------------------------- -3-----3-----3-----3-----3-------- ---------------------------------- {S: Intro:} F C F C F And you're sittin' there wondering why is it like this C And the whole world's crazy and the earth is sick F And someone's yellin' from the bathroom door C The toilet's overflowin' on the floor F And the one by the phone says I cannot hear C While the one by the jukebox spills his beer F And the man on the pinball hits sixteen mil. C Someone ducks behind the counter to pop a pill F And you reach in your pocket to see if there's more C And the biggest bill falls so you're left with four F And you're too gone to look but you still try C Then you see it in the hand of a great big guy F Who looks just like he'd kill you fast C And you think for a minute You let it pass {S: Chorus:} F And the stool falls over when you set back down C It bumps a mean pool shooter from across the town F He misses his shot - it's all on you C And with your last four bucks you know what you'll do F Sorry man can I buy you a drink C He shakes his head and says, make it a double F C F The next thing you know you wake up at home And the little one there won't leave you alone She's awake and hungry She needs some potty help And you remember what happened last time she tried it by herself And your wife says hurry, we're late for church And you can barely see And your head still hurts And the preacher starts preachin' And you feel remorse He's got five little kids and a big divorce And your wife looks down and says she don't know how He's been her guiding light for ten years now And his marriage is over, it's barely alive And how in the world will ours ever survive? F C {S: *Chorus*}